BAY VIEW'S  ALCHEMIST THEATRE

AS PART OF THE ALCHEMIST THEATRE'S RENTAL PROGRAM, EMERALD CONDOR PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
DICK PIX MONTANA

Emerald Condor Productions presents:

DICK PIX MONTANA

A modern-day Romeo (Richard Montana) and Juliet are banished from seeing each other after meeting at a video shoot for the "Keep Ya Junk Clean" safe-sex awareness campaign. They secretly communicate via text and Snapchat, until an errant sext lands Richard in jail for distributing child pornography, much to the delight of Julia's dad. Will Richard face the sex offender registry, or find true love? Originally produced by Broom Street Theater, Dick Pix Montana is an original play from the writer of Spread the Nudes and Lobotomy: the Musical! that can only be adequately described as a Shakespearean cyber-thriller courtroom drama romantic tragi-comedy...
ALL SHOWS $15  
FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 7:30PM
SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 7:30PM
THURSDAY, MARCH 15, 7:30PM
FRIDAY, MARCH 16TH, 7:30PM
SATURDAY, MARCH 17TH, 7:30PM
ALCHEMIST PRODUCTIONS is proud to present COLUMBO PRESCRIPTION MURDER
OPENING NIGHT DONATION
The Alchemist Theatre is donating 100% of ticket sales and 50% of bar sales of each opening night of Alchemist productions to charities.

For COLUMBO: PRESCRIPTION MURDER 100% of opening night ticket sales and 50% of bar sales will be donated to "EVERY TOWN FOR GUN SAFETY."
Learn more about this organization here:  https://everytown.org/who-we-are

COLUMBO
Prescription Murder

by WILLIAM LINK & RICHARD L. LEVINSON
directed by AARON KOPEC

MAY 3       7:30PM
MAY 4       7:30PM
MAY 5       7:30PM
MAY 10     7:30PM
MAY 11     7:30PM
MAY 12     7:30PM
MAY 13     2:00PM
MAY 18     7:30PM
MAY 19     7:30PM

$27 ROW A through C  (no added fees or tax)
   includes 1 brandy old fashioned, bloody
   mary, or 1/2 priced item from the bar

$19 ROW D through H  (no added fees or tax)

A fast, fun, and clever detective drama that spawned the classic "movie of the week" COLUMBO series.

The Alchemist Theatre rarely does "nostalgic" shows but we'd love you to join us for a retro-inspired evening of entertainment including vintage commercials in the cocktail lounge, classic brandy old-fashioneds, traditional bloody Marys, and of course a charming detective in a rumpled jacket who would rather carry a basset hound than a pistol!

Front three rows include a free brandy old fashioned, bloody mary, or 1/2 off any other bar item.

No extra fees or sales tax added to ticket price.

Free street parking.
ALCHEMIST PRODUCTIONS & EMERALD CONDOR PRODUCTIONS proudly presents: THE FLESH TRADE
All the fun of the infamous Alchemist Theatre "HALLOWEEN SHOWS" but with music!!!    (And two months earlier.)
THE FLESH TRADE

AUGUST 3   7:30PM

AUGUST 4   7:30PM

AUGUST 9   7:30PM

AUGUST 10 7:30PM

AUGUST 11 7:30PM

AUGUST 16 7:30PM

AUGUST 17 7:30PM

AUGUST 18 7:30PM

$27 ROW A through C  (no added fees or tax)
   includes 1 Sassy Sarsaparilla cocktail or any

   other 1/2-priced item from the bar

$19 ROW D through H  (no added fees or tax)

Honey is a tough & scrappy saloon dancer and lady-of-the-night who is about to call it quits when a mysterious survivor of the Donner Party offers her cold, hard, cash for procuring fresh meat.
Is there really a way out of the brothel in late-1800s Tombstone, or has she bitten off more than she can chew?
Corsets, cannibals, and cash collide in this darkly comic
ragtime-infused musical.

FALL OF 2018 THE ALCHEMIST THEATRE proudly presents a fully immersive, throughout-the-building production of LOVECRAFT.

LOVECRAFT

FALL 2018
Freely wander through a multitude of finely detailed areas built throughout The Alchemist Theatre space and enjoy a voyeuristic experience as the action of the show unfolds all around you!

Explore catacombs and secret rooms.  
Discover a multitude of hidden clues and interact with odd contraptions.
Silently peer into the lives of strange characters from both the life of H.P. Lovecraft and his bizarre tales.

Nearly twice bigger and far more elaborate than any of The Alchemist Theatre's past immersive, throughout-the-building productions!

TICKETS ON SALE APRIL 1ST.
from wikipedia: 
Howard Phillips Lovecraft  was an American author who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction. He was virtually unknown and published only in pulp magazines before he died in poverty, but he is now regarded as one of the most significant 20th-century authors in his genre. Lovecraft was born in Providence, Rhode Island, where he spent most of his life. Among his most celebrated tales are "The Call of Cthulhu" and "The Shadow over Innsmouth", both canonical to the Cthulhu Mythos. Lovecraft was never able to support himself from earnings as author and editor. He saw commercial success increasingly elude him in this latter period, partly because he lacked the confidence and drive to promote himself. He subsisted in progressively strained circumstances in his last years; an inheritance was completely spent by the time that he died at age 46.[

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