BAY VIEW'S  ALCHEMIST THEATRE

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- The lounge opens at 7PM.
- Due to the amount of drinks served DURING the production, we do NOT offer beverages pre-show.
- The production begins at 7:30pm.  
- NO LATE ARRIVALS are permitted and no refunds/exchanges will be offered for late arrivals.
- Responsible serving practices will be adhered to, so KNOW YOUR LIMIT!
- You will be receiving 8 cocktails during this show and while they are "sample sized," they are still potent.   You need NOT finish them all!
Any questions, please email [email protected]


THE BARTENDER
An Alchemist Theatre original! 
Occasionally imitated, never surpassed, always SOLD OUT!

written and performed by Randall T. Anderson
produced by The Alchemist Theatre in The Alchemist Lounge

JUNE 8  SOLD OUT!

JUNE 9  SOLD OUT!

JUNE 15 SOLD OUT!

JUNE 16 SOLD OUT!
$40
All shows begin promptly at 7:30pm

A one-man, multi-media production set in the comfortable Alchemist Theatre lounge during which the audience is offered a flight of 8 classic cocktails along with the intriguing stories behind each.

Meet your bartender... THE BARTENDER.
A timeless figure who has seen and heard it all and can't wait to share his tales as the sophisticated lighting, audio, and video of The Alchemist Lounge whisks you away to distant cities and foreign lands.

Spend an evening with a bartender.
THE BARTENDER.

As part of The Alchemist Theatre's rental program,  "SCHMITZ 'N GIGGLES" presents:

ALCHEMIST PRODUCTIONS & EMERALD CONDOR PRODUCTIONS proudly present: THE FLESH TRADE
THE FLESH TRADE
A darkly comedic, fun, funny, & sexy old-west show
with murder and music!
Rustic decor, saloon girls, cannibals and modern ragtime songs!

Written and directed by Michael Christopher

AUGUST 3   7:30PM

AUGUST 4   7:30PM

AUGUST 9   7:30PM

AUGUST 10 7:30PM

AUGUST 11 7:30PM

AUGUST 16 7:30PM

AUGUST 17 7:30PM

AUGUST 18 7:30PM

$27 ROW A through C  (no added fees or tax)
   includes 1 Sassy Sarsaparilla cocktail or any

   other 1/2-priced item from the bar

$19 ROW D through H  (no added fees or tax)




Honey is a tough & scrappy saloon dancer and lady-of-the-night who is about to call it quits when a mysterious survivor of the Donner Party offers her cold, hard, cash for procuring fresh meat.
Is there really a way out of the brothel in late-1800s Tombstone, or has she bitten off more than she can chew?
Corsets, cannibals, and cash collide in this darkly comedic
ragtime-infused musical.

KENDALL YORKEY  as Honey

Kendall  is excited to make her debut at the Alchemist Theatre. Kendall made her acting debut 20 years ago in FPP's Christmas Carol. Recently, Kendall was seen in Anything Goes and as the Other Mother in Coraline: the Musical at Tenth Street Theater, as well as Janet Van deGraaf in Waukesha Civic's production of The Drowsy Chaperone. She is looking forward to bringing Honey to life in The Flesh Trade world premiere!

AMI MAJESKIE  as Sugar / Choreography

Ami is a Carroll University graduate with a bachelor of science in Theater and Arts Management. She is also a repertory actor for Kohl's Wild Theater, teaching artist for The Milwaukee Repertory Theater, and local choreographer. This is Ami's first show with The Alchemist and she is excited to work with this team in such a unique space. Past acting credits include: Little Sally in Urinetown, Wendla in Spring Awakening, Gingy in Shrek, and Judy in Women of Manhattan. Past Choreography credits include: Anything Goes, Chicago, Beauty and the Beat Jr., Aladdin Jr., Rent, 1776, Parade, Urinetown, and Assassins.

KATIE KATSCHKE as Candy

Katie is psyched to be performing in her third Emerald Condor Production and the world premiere of The Flesh Trade. Credits include Julia in Dick Pix Montana, Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors, Tzeitel in Fiddler on the Roof, Wednesday in The Addams Family, Linda in Evil Dead: The Musical, Thea in Spring Awakening, and Lobotomy: the Musical!

NICK FIRER as James Reed

If you've left your couch recently, you've probably seen something Nick has been involved with, either as one of the Ensemble tottering the boards in Boozy Bard’s Shakespeare Raw or writing/producing/acting in local sketch group Variety Hour Happy Hour. Nick recently finished Variety Hour Happy Hour’s Stars War 2.5: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future, a show which Michael Christopher has dubbed “a spectacularly meta homage to Star Wars, hoverboards, and the '80s.” He is pleased as spiked punch to be back at the Alchemist after all these years and would like to thank Aaron and Erica for letting him in the building.

JASON NYKIEL  as Papa Bear

Jason is excited to perform at the Alchemist Theater for the first time.  He has also performed with the Milwaukee Entertainment Group at the Brumder, Lake Country Players, Milwaukee Metro Voices, Kohl's Wild Theater, Project 891, the Public House Theatre, and more theatres both here and in Chicago.  Jason is represented by Lori Lins Ltd. Jason would like to thank Sam for all of her love.

NATE PRESS as George

Nate is pleased as punch to be rejoining the gang at Alchemist!  Past credits on the Alchemist stage include Max in Pepper's Ghost, H.H. Holmes in Murder Castle, and Jack Warner in Invader? I Hardly Know Her. This is Nate's second time acting in an Emerald Condor original script, previously playing the role of God/Ted Anal/ensemble in Spread The Nudes a few years back. Enjoy the show!

BRYSON LANGER as Ronnie / Sweey

Bryson  is absolutely stoked to be returning to the Alchemist in the Flesh Trade. Bryson recently appeared in Dick Pix Montana as Richard Montana, but has also appeared in a number of UW-Milwaukee productions, including the role of Septimus in the production of Arcadia. Bryson wants to thank his family and girlfriend for supporting him in following his passions, and he hopes you will have a laugh, have a drink, maybe have a chat after the show, but most of all...enjoy the show!

PAUL PFANNENSTIEL as Don / Bucher

Paul  is excited to be back on the stage at Alchemist having previously been seen in The Scene You Need and The King of Pop. He has also appeared onstage at Off The Wall Theater, Sunset Playhouse, Soulstice Theater, Village Playhouse and other venues. He also like long walks on the beach and reading. He hopes you enjoy the show!

The Alchemist Theatre presents:  PUNK IS DEAD!    an original "halloween show" for you heathens.

PUNK IS DEAD!
A horror punk love story between an immovable object and an unstoppable force!
DON is an aging punk rock star existing during the mid-1970's in New York who is struggling to grow and change in a city that is quickly growing and changing around him.
STOLI is his friend who is dealing with a recent, unique affliction that no longer allows her to create new memories or evolve along with Don.
Don can't sit still.  Stoli is stuck.
They are both trapped.

OCT 11
OCT 12
OCT 13
OCT 18
OCT 19
OCT 20
OCT 25
OCT 26
OCT 27

ALL SHOWS 7:30PM
$29 = ROWS A through D & include 1 bar item of your choice
(no added fees or taxes)

$19 = discounted tickets ROWS E through H
(no added fees or taxes)

THE ALCHEMIST THEATRE
2569 S. KINNICKINNIC AVE. 
MILWAUKEE, WI 53207
[email protected]